Thursday, May 31, 2007

Fred Who?

We all agree that Fred Thompson plays a great prosecutor on TV, but let's get one thing straight:

He doesn't have the acting chops of Dick Cheney.

Dick can be happy, when hearing the news about Iraq:

Dick can be angry, when hearing Democrats lie:

But most of all, Dick can be Dick, which is all the time!


Dick Cheney for President.
Let Dick be Dick.

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Don't Worry, Lynne;
He'll Be Home Tonight


FOR YOUR PLEASURES,
TWO NATIONAL TREASURES
A PHOTOGRAPHIC DELIGHT
TO MAKE YOUR DAY BRIGHT.

JUST RICHARD AND NAN,
FIRST LADY AND MAN,
GOOD WISHES WE BRING
TO OUR QUEEN AND OUR KING.

DRAFT DICK CHENEY FOR PRESIDENT
AND DRAFT NANCY FOR ALTERNATE FIRST LADY*

*This would not interfere with Lynne Cheney's duties or position. As first-runner-up, Nancy Reagan would serve only if for some reason, God forbid, the First Lady Cheney could not finish her entire term.

Newsitorial: Cheney Should Run


When Mary Cheney answers St. Peter for her many deviant sins, will al-Qaeda's final victory be one of them?

The threat posed by our enemies intensified last week when Samuel David Cheney, the Vice President's lesbian grandson, snuck into this world.

Some are now saying that Draft Dick Cheney should stop trying to draft Dick Cheney.

They squawk that Mr. Cheney now has more important things to do than protect our way of life.

They shriek that he must fully devote his remaining years to providing a strong role model for his male-starved grandchild.

They even go as far as to blubber that a little laboratory Frankenstein is an innocent life and deserves no less.

Before he heeds this chorus of surrender, the Veep should revisit the Scripture:

"What profiteth a man who gaineth [a baby] and loseth [America]?"

CHENEY-HUNTER '08
Make Terror Afraid®

Our Very Own Rocket

OK, Republican Party, listen-up.


We're down by 13 games, nobody's hitting, and the fans are booing.

BUT IT'S NOT EVEN JUNE FIRST!

Let's not panic.

Let's not fire the manager.

Let's not pull back the troops.

Just do what we've always done: Spend more than they do.

LET'S GET OUR ROCKET ON!

ROCKET RICHARD CHENEY
FOR PRESIDENT!

SIGN HIM. PITCH HIM. PUT HIM IN.

BRING HIS HEAT NOW.

CHENEY-HUNTER!
A slugger, not a bunter!®

Dick Cheney, 1952

Friday, May 25, 2007

Media: Get real!

You so-called reporters in the enemedia, when you "write the news" about the upcoming waves of death and destruction in Iraq...

IT WON'T MATTER IF NO ONE READS IT.

AND WE WON'T READ IT!

The authorities have warned us about you. They know what you're trying to do, and it won't work.

SO LET THE PRESIDENT DO HIS JOB.

If you'd done that four years ago, we'd be out of Iraq by now.
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CHENEY - HUNTER '08!
Shoot straight!®

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Samuel, Day 2: Open Letter To Two Mommies

Dear Mary and Heather,

You couldn't name him Dick?

We guess some types of people don't care about gratitude or grace under fire.

And that two mommies can pull twice the boners.

We hope you're happy.

Pardon us if we feel something special is missing.

AND IT'S NAME IS DICK CHENEY JR.!
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CHENEY-HUNTER '08
Freedom's light burnin' warm®

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

CONGRATULATIONS, AMERICA!




Also, love 'n' hugs to the Vice President and his wife Lynne on the birth of their baby, Samuel David Cheney.

For obvious security reasons, the child was born 10 days early.

We assume the Cheneys will raise Samuel to believe that his birth mother, their lesbianic daughter Mary, is his sister.

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CHENEY-HUNTER '08
Truth Doesn't Have To Be Inconvenient®

Something Wonderful Is Coming!

10*10*10*10*10*
TEN DAYS UNTIL THE BLESSED EVENT!
COUNTDOWN* FOR MARY!
*Unofficial


Note to enemedia: Nobody cares about Monica Goodling!

THE WHOLE WORLD IS WATCHING THE CHENEY FAMILY!

THE WHOLE WORLD IS WAITING FOR THE CHENEY BABY!

But don't forget to support in '08...
CHENEY AND HUNTER
THE KICKER AND THE PUNTER!®

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Mother Nature's Son



This picture says it all.

A steward of nature seeking succor from same, sorting through the many concerns, both global and national, which lie or lay heavy on his broad, capable shoulders.

Peace. Prosperity. And a clean environment.

CHENEY - HUNTER '08
Surging for progress®
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Mary Cheney Kid Kountdown: 11 Days!*
*Unofficial

Monday, May 21, 2007

Focus On The Family: Dick & Liz, 1968


What's happening to the American family?

Nothing, if we Draft Dick Cheney!

PS: He's religious, too!




MARY & HEATHER BABYBOOM COUNTDOWN:
STILL TWELVE DAYS!!!!!*

*Unofficial

Beware The Flesh

Last week, a mighty oak fell.

Paul Wolfowitz... teacher, thinker, neoconservative... cut down like your expenses when Wal-Mart comes to town.

What brought him down?

Shaha Riza.

As Professor Wolfowitz himself said of the weak-willed board of the World Bank--or should it be called the Worm Bank:

"Its members did not want to deal with a very angry Ms. Riza, whose career was being damaged as a result of their decision. It would only be human nature for them to want to steer clear of her."

Amen, Professor.

If only you could have steered clear.

Men, next time you hear the call of nature, stop and think about your purpose, about your gifts, about the kryptonite you lug through life.

And think long and hard about how this country should steer clear of another certain lady.


We don't want a great country chopped down in its prime.

CHENEY-HUNTER '08


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COUNTDOWN TO MARY'S LI'L CHENEY: 12 DAYS*

*Unofficial.

Friday, May 18, 2007

Mr. Bush: Your Next World Banker


Dear Mr. President,

So the oh-dears of Europe couldn't handle Professor Wolfowitz, eh?

Let them taste Mister Rumsfeld.

He won't try to set up his girlfriend.

HE DOESN'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.

He has a wife. And being married is her job.

DONALD RUMSFELD FOR PRESIDENT OF WORLD BANK.

CHENEY-HUNTER '08

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Mary Miracle Zygote Baby Watch:
Still 15 days*
*Unofficial

Editorial: Go back to Mexico, Greeter-in-Chief

Dear Mr. Bush,

It hurts to write this. More than you know.

But you have defected to the alien side.

Resign, amigo, and take your loco Tex-Mex amnesty hogwash with you.

Stand down and let The Man who should succeed you--and who would never sit still for an alien invasion--protect of our way of life.

Richard Cheney, the next President of the United States, will restore our land to the people and the God who won it, fair and square.

So do the decent thing. Let our Vice President run for the office you failed, and let him do it as an incumbent.

Cheney - Hunter in 2008!

Defeat the aliens! Dump George W. Bush!
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MARY MIRACLE WATER-WATCH BABY COUNTDOWN: 15 DAYS TO STORK*

*Unofficial.

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Come Home, Paul!

Enough is enough!

The professional ingrates at the so-called World Bank are only too French-tickled to Eurotrash a great American.

But the walrus is NOT Paul.

It's time to hit those one-world bankers with a major withdrawal.

Paul Wolfowitz, come home!

You don't need the money.

You don't need the hassle.

You don't need the resumé.

But we need you.

You'll make a great Secretary of State in the Cheney-Hunter Administration!

(Psssst: The lady can come too. Secretary to the Secretary!)

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UPDATE: Paul must read DDC08, 'cause he's comin' home!

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MARY IMMACULATION COUNTDOWN: 16 DAYS*
*Unofficial

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Decision Accomplished

The Good Guys debated yesterday in South Carolina, with only Duncan Hunter having the guts to stand completely behind his President.

From now on, we're thinking one ticket:

*CHENEY*HUNTER*08

Who's with us?
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MARY MIRACLE BIRTH COUNTDOWN ETA: 17 DAYS*

*Unnofficial

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

"I believe Dick Cheney is the absolute outstanding candidate Mr. Bush could have selected."

-- Rev. Jerry Falwell

August 2, 2000

Forever In Our Hearts



I did not see you close your eyes,
Or hear your last faint sigh,
I only heard that you were gone,
Too late to say goodbye.

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POSTSCRIPT: We noticed FoxNews, on their Breaking News at the bottom of the screen, are saying Jerry Falwell has died. They have left off the word "Reverend". They are so quick to call Al Sharpton, Rev Sharpton, but refuse to put Reverend in front of Reverend Falwells' name. Disgraceful!

We tried to contact them but it directs us to sign up to Excite.com before we can email them. If anyone has acsess to Excite.com, would they please contact FoxNews and ask them to please show as much respect for Reverend Falwell as they do "Reverend" Sharpton. Thanks in advance!!

Dick to Iran: Put Down Your Weapon and Step Away from the War!

Guess who got caught with his hand in the nuclear enrichment cookie jar!

Our old pal, Ira Iranian!

Maybe it's time for Dick Cheney to slam down the lid and break Ira's fingers!

Bela Pelosi might whimper.

But we'd like to hear the sound of knuckles breaking!

Hey, Ira! After you pull your busted hand from that jar, how about "enriching" us by playing a tune on your nuclear piano!

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MARY'S BABY COUNTDOWN*: 19 days!
*Unofficial (wink, wink)

Monday, May 14, 2007

Push, Mary, Push

Our unofficial countdown to Mary's Miracle Baby now stands at 20 days.


The horses have rounded the turn, heading for the finish line.

She and her pal are in our prayers.

Friday, May 11, 2007

Iran out of the Middle East NOW!

Dick Cheney is telling off the Iranians and it's about time!

Working For Peace


Vice President Dick Cheney, left, is greeted by Crown Prince of Abu Dhabi Sheikh Muhammad bin Zayed prior to their meeting and dinner at the Emirates Palace Hotel in Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates Friday, May 11, 2007. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Good Times


Vice President Cheney, left, kicks back with United Arab Emirates Foreign Minister Sheikh Abdullah Bin Zayed al- Nahyan in Abu Dhabi, UAE.

Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Lookin' Good II: Presidential In Baghdad



Vice President Cheney went to Baghdad today to tell them to hurry up! Look at the first picture. How would YOU like to be the Iraqi President who has to sit across from our VP and explain why everything's taking so long? BRR-R-R-R! Don't you wish Mr. Cheney could fire that guy? Well, once he's President, he can! DRAFT DICK CHENEY!

Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Harris Poll: Lookin' Good!

LOOKS LIKE AMERICANS DO LOVE DICK CHENEY, AFTER ALL!

Though you wouldn't know it from liberal mouthpieces like the Associated Press, the American people apparently do think Dick Cheney is believable! According to a current Harris Poll:

  • Twenty six out of 100 (26 %) people say Dick "usually tells the truth!"

  • And 36 out of 100 (36 %) say Dick "is a good person."
As for you nay-sayers, don't worry. We do agree on one thing:

DICK CHENEY IS UNBELIEVABLE!

That is, in terms of doing a good job for America!

No More Tears, Four More Years!

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America, listen to your heart.

It's telling you to close your mind to GOP candidates who would embolden the Democrats. GOP candidates who would rather pass the country's problems to future generations of GOP candidates. GOP candidates who would rather cut and run than defend America's success under George W. Bush.

Now is the time to stand and shout, "NO MORE TEARS! FOUR MORE YEARS!"

DRAFT DICK CHENEY FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!

We dedicate this movement to you, the American property owner, and the truths you hold self-evident:

  • From the sands of Iraq to the ice caps of Antarctica, only one man can keep the Bush legacy alive!

  • From the ghettos of the city to the tree-lined streets of your town, only one man can bring all Americans back together!

  • From the war on terror to the chase for Osama bin Laden, only one man can tell America what to do!
Draft Dick Cheney!

And this time, don't let him say he has "other priorities!"