Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Eyes on the Prize

We've heard a lot of talk about Iraq, Afghanistan, the economy, the western fires, the melting polar caps and whatever the liberal enemeida wants to put forth. But let's not lose sight of the main objective.

Saturday, July 21, 2007

Things to do Today

1. Pardon Scooter!
2. Jail the bad guys.
3. Have a "talk" with some Gitmo prisoners.
4. Terror Alert Red.
5. Have a "talk" with New York Times.
6. Go hunting.

Friday, July 20, 2007

Big Day Tomorrow



While the President gets probed...

DICK CHENEY WILL BE COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF!

For three hours, you better believe...

IRAN WON'T SMARTMOUTH US.
OSAMA WON'T TRY ANYTHING.
NOT ONE GLACIER WILL MELT.

2008: CHENEY FOR PRESIDENT
MAKE EVERY DAY A COLONOSCOPY!

Friday Eye Candy

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Sickening Congress, Sickening




Well, Congress has finally done it.


It's alienated 83 percent of the American public, according to the latest left-leaning Zogby poll.


Meanwhile, only 66 percent of the public believes the country is going in the wrong direction, according to the same pinko pollster.


That gives the Bush Administration a 17 point lead just 15 months before Election Day 2008.


WE ARE WINNING IN IRAQ.


WE ARE WINNING IN PEORIA.


WE ARE WINNING IN HEAVEN.


STAY THE COURSE, CHENEYITES.


Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Kristol Klear!

At last!

Somebody from the left-wing media comes around to say what everybody is thinking: George Bush is the best President we ever had.

Check out this list of achievements, which you won't find in mainstream publications.

1. Stock market up-up-UP!

2. No terrorist repeat of 9-11!

3. Medicare.

4. No Child Left Behind. None that we've found.

5. Global warming proven as fraud. Just charts. That's all.

6. Democrats shown as lying thieves. (Rep. William Jefferson)

7. No accusations about cheating on First Lady with some chubby White House intern. None. Nobody has even mentioned the possibility. And don't think for a minute he's had not had chances!

8. Scooter Libby given justice. Hopefully, a full pardon.

9. Iraq and Afghanistan transitioning to democracy. Long term. That's where President Dick Cheney comes in!

Monday, July 16, 2007

City To Cheney: Drop Dead


What is it with New York City? They did a little write-up on the Vice President and said the worst things you can say (and waited 'til Bohemian Grove time, the cowards; they knew he'd be off in the woods). We'll show you some of the drivel they came up with, then rebut it point by point. But do not leave it around where impressionable eyes might see it.

He is pathologically (but purposefully) secretive; treacherous toward colleagues; coldly manipulative of the callow, lazy, and ignorant President he serves; contemptuous of public opinion; and dismissive not only of international law (a fairly standard attitude for conservatives of his stripe) but also of the very idea that the Constitution and laws of the United States, including laws signed by his nominal superior, can be construed to limit the power of the executive to take any action that can plausibly be classified as part of an endless, endlessly expandable “war on terror.”
Where to begin?

Okay, 1. The Vice President is not pathologically (but purposefully) secretive.

2. The Vice President is not treacherous toward colleagues.

3. The Vice President is not coldly manipulative.

4. The President is not callow, lazy, or ignorant.

5. The Vice President is keeping us safe.

Got it?

Good.

Hot Fun In The Summertime




Hey, it's already mid-July! That's means it's time for Bohemian Grove, the exclusive, secret campout/confab of the richest, most powerful men (yes, men) in the greatest country in the world! The pluckiest & luckiest huddle for two weeks every summer to let their hair down, have a few, swap stories, burn effigies, prance naked, and hatch big plans we'll all hear about some day! And best of all: no tipping the staff!

HAPPY BOHEMIAN GETAWAY, MR. VICE PRESIDENT!
WHILE YOU'RE THERE, HATCH A PLAN TO BE PRESIDENT!



Update: Uh-oh. Now the tree-huggers are trying to ruin this too.

Friday, July 13, 2007

Rest, Old Friend

No one deserves it more.

Friday Eye Candy

The 2007 SHOT (Shooting, Hunting and Outdoor Trade) Show in Orlando, FL. Photo by Jaime Santa for Field & Stream.

Thursday, July 12, 2007

News Conference Big Success

Message: We're back to winning in Iraq!

Whoever said we were behind?

We're winning this war. We've killed at least 50,000 of them.

HOW CAN ANYBODY SAY WE'RE LOSING THIS WAR, WHEN WE'VE KILLED MAYBE 100,000 OF THEM?

We're winning. At this rate, they can't hold out much longer.

Big News Conference Today

Our Commander in Chief will speak today. Unfortunately, we cannot live blog the event, and thus keep the Femno-Liberal, Paris Hilton-obsessed, union-run "news" media honest.

No doubt, they will light upon some minor bungle of a word.

No doubt, they will claim what he says is not true.

It is your job to watch. It is your duty to listen. It is our greatest hope that his words reach your hearts and transform Americans into the unified fighting force that can win the war on terror.

Dick Cheney will be there, if not in pure physical presence, in spirit.

May God rule your tongue, Mr. President. Speak loudly.

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

A Classy Guy Facing a Tough Test

Our prayers go out with a shout to Senator David Vitter, who faces a terrible hardship, apparently because he is guilty of just trying to be too much, too often, to too many people.

Long ago, Dave made the all-too-human mistake of paying for love and thinking it's the real deal. If he had asked us, we'd have told him it's not. They always write down your name. Nevertheless, we're boosted by the classy way our favorite Senator has handled the so-called "controversy."

Apparently, Senator Dave's phone number turned up on the DC Madam's list, a misunderstanding that could happen to anybody. Unfortunately, the Pinko Press found out, and a few hours before he was going to be smacked in yellow headlines, Dave came clean. He took full responsibility, UNLIKE BILL CLINTON, WHO LIED UNDER OATH, and according to news accounts, David's wife has issued him a full pardon.

That's true love, folks. When a good guy messes up, the Lord and the wife will always forgive.

Hang in there, Senator Dave. You're a good man. You let your whammy get in the way of your love for America. But we're proud of you. You owned up to it. You told the truth, UNLIKE BILL AND HILLARY. Don't let one moment of ecstacy take you down, amigo.

Gore Needed Two Cars and a Police Escort

It's amazing they even allow this guy to appear in public.

HOW CAN HE TALK ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING WHEN HE NEEDS ONE CAR TO GET INTO THE CONCERT, AND THEN ANOTHER CAR TO GET OUT?

AND A POLICE ESCORT TO BOOT!

That's a waste of gasoline. If Gore really wanted change, he bike everywhere. And wash his clothes in rivers. And give his food to starving apes.

He's done. He's over. Goodbye.

This is the outrage that has brought an end to our plump and juicy friend, Albert Goreing.

Monday, July 9, 2007

Stay the Course, GOP, or you will pay

Nobody likes cowards. Especially Republican cowards.

Don't be one.

Sunday, July 8, 2007

Loser: Nobody came, Nobody had a good time, and the Earth will do just fine

Al Gore loses again. It was a lousy show. It was a lame idea. The music stank. There were long lines to the concession stands. According to reports, nobody had a good time.

Earth won't be saved by music.

It needs security. It needs progress.

It needs a man who sees the forest for its trees.

DICK CHENEY FOR PRESIDENT
BECAUSE NATURE NEEDS SECURITY

Friday, July 6, 2007

Thursday, July 5, 2007

Gore Doesn't Know How to Raise a Kid


Spare the rod, spoil the child...

No news today. Another liberal couple just spewed another lost offspring.

Dick Cheney has raised two great daughters, both of whom are loving MOMS. Al Gore's kid must have been too busy buying weed to do anything productive. What else would you expect from the guy who spends his life trying to scare people about sunshine?

Wednesday, July 4, 2007

Happy Birthday, America


Celebrate Our Birthday

Come on grand ole US of A
Let fly the flag, celebrate our gift,
The flame of life soaring in the glory
Of all we have to give.

The power of the Word of God
Crying liberty for all,
A hope, a future, an eternity
Freely poured from shore to shore.

The aroma of the home baked pie
A symbol of warm caring hearts,
How much the more our eternal faith
In how we make our mark.

For in the blood of Christ, we stand today
Not as an empty crying crowd,
But united in truth we offer all
A heritage so proud.

Yet, shall we honor the whole, and also the one
Within the heart of me,
Where true peace of God is found
And where we are set free.

Soft Whispers from
Derry's Heart Poems © 2005

Communist Health Care? Look what you get.


Doctors who build car bombs.

We can't figure out which is worse:
The fact that doctors are terrorists, or that they're too stupid to make a working car bomb.

We refuse to turn our heads and cough.
SAY NO TO FREE HEALTH CARE.
SAY NO TO TERROR DOCTORS.

Tuesday, July 3, 2007

Mr. President: Finish the Job


Pardon Scooter Libby, and end this charade!

If he lied, AND WE STRESS THE WORD "IF," he did it for the side of good.

He was merely teaching people to shut their big fat mouths in wartime.

PARDON SCOOTER NOW!

ELIMINATE HIS FINE!

DELETE HIS POLICE RECORD!

THEN START PAYING BACK THE ENEMIES OF AMERICA WHO BROUGHT THE CHARGES IN THE FIRST PLACE!
DICK CHENEY WOULD.
DICK CHENEY WILL!

Monday, July 2, 2007

Wishins Accomplished!

Scooter is free, and Iran is next!

OHHHHHHHH, YEAH

Try that on for size, Nancy.

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN

AND A GOOD MAN STAYS OUT OF JAIL.

Pssssssssssssssst. THE SYSTEM WORKS, AFTER ALL!

The Stars Come Out For Scooter - II

What a happy 61st birthday this must be for actor Ron Silver (Veronica's Closet), who also happens to sit on the Libby Legal Defense Trust Advisory Committee!

"Thank-th for commuting Mithter Libby'th Thententh, Mith-ter Prethident!"

The Stars Come Out For Scooter

"I am very happy for Scooter Libby. I know that this is a great relief to him, his wife and children. While for a long time I have urged a pardon for Scooter, I respect the President's decision. This will allow a good American, who has done a lot for his country, to resume his life." -- Fred Thompson

Scooter Still Has To Pay A Fine & Legal Costs...

...So give generously!

Words Of A Hero

"The Constitution gives the president the power of clemency to be used when he deems it to be warranted. It is my judgment that a commutation of the prison term in Mr. Libby's case is an appropriate exercise of this power." -- Pres. George W. Bush

SCOOTER WALKS!!! THANK YOU PRES. BUSH!!!! THANK YOU!!!


I'm free to do what I want any old time
I'm free to do what I want any old time
So love me hold me love me hold me
I'm free any old time to get what I want

I'm free to choose who I see any old time
I'm free to bring who I choose any old time
Love me hold me love me hold me
I'm free any old time to get what I want

CHENEY/LIBBY '08???

Sunday, July 1, 2007

IT'S TIME TO FIGHT


The arch liberal Washington Post, still crowing over its hatchet job on Richard Nixon, now wants to hurt Dick Cheney!

We say, YOU'RE OUTAHERE, COMMIES!

No more Woodwords. No more Bernsteins. No more reporters. PERIOD. GONE. GOOBYE.

Let the fire that is Dick Cheney burn within us.

We will not rest until he receives his rightful power in the White House, without having to do it on the sly.

NO MORE BACKDOOR PRESIDENCY.
PUT DICK IN THE WHITE HOUSE RESIDENCY.