Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Gore Needed Two Cars and a Police Escort

It's amazing they even allow this guy to appear in public.

HOW CAN HE TALK ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING WHEN HE NEEDS ONE CAR TO GET INTO THE CONCERT, AND THEN ANOTHER CAR TO GET OUT?

AND A POLICE ESCORT TO BOOT!

That's a waste of gasoline. If Gore really wanted change, he bike everywhere. And wash his clothes in rivers. And give his food to starving apes.

He's done. He's over. Goodbye.

This is the outrage that has brought an end to our plump and juicy friend, Albert Goreing.

7 comments:

cynstr said...

Wait a minute. Have you ever seen the entourage of secret service men and the caravan of cars which escort our Black government, i.e. the Dark Prince, whenever he feels a need to retreat from his secret, secure hiding place to get some fresh air or blood thinner or hopefully a double cheeseburger with extra fries?

Rick D said...

THAT'S OBVIOUSLY FOR NATIONAL SECURITY. NO ONE EVEN CARES ABOUT AL GHORE

cynstr said...

I would agree with you about Fat Albert, however, no one in government needs or requires the small army that accompanies the Dark Lord.

edward r murrow said...

Those guys protecting Mr. Cheney are worth every penny. Godspeed their chariots. And not a drop of gasoline is wasted when it goes into a carburator that is protecting the Vice President from potential terrorist attack.

ram_tough said...

Dick Cheney is GETTING us a lot more oil than he can ever use. So let him use all he wants!

can't-get-enough-Dick said...

Maybe the Big Guy's motor entourage can get Bore's fat tuchass in the crosswalk, do a little pedestrian bowling, and contribute to beautifying DC!

Anonymous said...

What a loser, he never won anything but a Nobel Prize and an Oscar !