No More Tears, Four More Years!
America, listen to your heart.
It's telling you to close your mind to GOP candidates who would embolden the Democrats. GOP candidates who would rather pass the country's problems to future generations of GOP candidates. GOP candidates who would rather cut and run than defend America's success under George W. Bush.
Now is the time to stand and shout, "NO MORE TEARS! FOUR MORE YEARS!"
DRAFT DICK CHENEY FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!
We dedicate this movement to you, the American property owner, and the truths you hold self-evident:
- From the sands of Iraq to the ice caps of Antarctica, only one man can keep the Bush legacy alive!
- From the ghettos of the city to the tree-lined streets of your town, only one man can bring all Americans back together!
- From the war on terror to the chase for Osama bin Laden, only one man can tell America what to do!
And this time, don't let him say he has "other priorities!"
6 comments:
This is awesome!
As much as I'm in agreement, I worry about his health. We're going to need a strong VP candidate, because he's got the health issues.
He would catch Osama bin Laden, if he were President.
He's said he doesn't want to run. I think you should respect that decision. But he would keep us on course. There's no doubt about that. GO CHENEY!
I would love to see Cheney do to Hellary what he did to Kerry. He would say, "You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still A PIG." And everybody would know how he was getting the best of her. This is what I want, because having Dick Cheney run would be, for us, like putting lipstick on a supermodel, and she'd be pretty, to, not like Hellary.
Mr. Vice President, if you're reading this, America would not vote you out just because you're unpopular. We're better than that, sir.
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