Friday, May 18, 2007

Editorial: Go back to Mexico, Greeter-in-Chief

Dear Mr. Bush,

It hurts to write this. More than you know.

But you have defected to the alien side.

Resign, amigo, and take your loco Tex-Mex amnesty hogwash with you.

Stand down and let The Man who should succeed you--and who would never sit still for an alien invasion--protect of our way of life.

Richard Cheney, the next President of the United States, will restore our land to the people and the God who won it, fair and square.

So do the decent thing. Let our Vice President run for the office you failed, and let him do it as an incumbent.

Cheney - Hunter in 2008!

Defeat the aliens! Dump George W. Bush!
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MARY MIRACLE WATER-WATCH BABY COUNTDOWN: 15 DAYS TO STORK*

*Unofficial.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Amen, brothers, Amen.

We still have 18 months to get'r done. It's no time for Prince George to turn pink and yellow.

Anonymous said...

I'm not saying all of them need to go back.

I'm just saying we need to go back.

To the old ways.

Shock and awe, baby. Shock and awe.

Anonymous said...

I'm so glad Mr. Cheney is not involved with this. Somehow, he always rises above the sell-outs and idiots of Congress. I do worry about his legs, though.

Anonymous said...

Rex Reed,

The President is not "pink and yellow." Please keep your comments clean, or I'll report you to the adminstrator. We don't need this site to become the underside of a bridge, where trolls hang out.

Anonymous said...

Last I looked, it was a free country, and I have a right to my opinion.

Bush is gone pink and yellow.

I'm not saying Dick Cheney is pink and yellow. But Bush is gone pink and yellow. I'm sick of it.

Anonymous said...

You're pink and yellow.

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Anonymous said...

Administrators? Have you seen enough?

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Anonymous said...

You wouldn't say that if you weren't anonymous. You wouldn't have the guts to say it if you weren't anonymous.

Anonymous said...

You're fighting like a bunch of god damned Baghdadians and it makes me retch.

Anonymous said...

When the administrator sees this, you're going to get blocked.

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