Thursday, May 24, 2007

Samuel, Day 2: Open Letter To Two Mommies

Dear Mary and Heather,

You couldn't name him Dick?

We guess some types of people don't care about gratitude or grace under fire.

And that two mommies can pull twice the boners.

We hope you're happy.

Pardon us if we feel something special is missing.

AND IT'S NAME IS DICK CHENEY JR.!
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CHENEY-HUNTER '08
Freedom's light burnin' warm®

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Mary,

Take a deep breath, because your life is about to change. You thought it would be crazy when "Dad" got to be Vice President. Well, now, Mom, it's going to be wild.

Heather,

You have to buck up. You now have three mouths to feed, and there will be times when you get home from work, and it'll be up to you to throw the football out back, teach Sam how to lubricate his mitt, and raise a son who can stand up to bullies.

Go to it.

Anonymous said...

OK, maybe the war isn't going well. But I bet there isn't a wider grin in the world than the one on Ol' Granddad's face this week.

Enjoy it, Mr. Cheney.

Anonymous said...

Is this website a joke?

Anonymous said...

Who says the war isn't going well, Durfee? The MSM, that's who. They show the daily car bombing, but when was the last time they showed the good news?

Don't drink their Kool-Aid, Durf!

Anonymous said...

ralphraye said...

Is this website a joke?

What makes you think that, ralphraye? Cite specific examples.

Anonymous said...

You missed the birth by 10 days.

This website is a joke, I'm sure of it. Not a funny joke. A joke.

Anonymous said...

I think you guys are wrong to push Duncan Hunter for vice president.

Cheney needs someone from the far left who can balance the ticket. Is there a Constitutional Amendment that says you have to be American-born to be Vice President? Because Arnold Schwarzenegger would be perfect.