Wednesday, May 23, 2007

CONGRATULATIONS, AMERICA!




Also, love 'n' hugs to the Vice President and his wife Lynne on the birth of their baby, Samuel David Cheney.

For obvious security reasons, the child was born 10 days early.

We assume the Cheneys will raise Samuel to believe that his birth mother, their lesbianic daughter Mary, is his sister.

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CHENEY-HUNTER '08
Truth Doesn't Have To Be Inconvenient®

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

World's Greatest Granddad does it again.

Anonymous said...

Congrats, Heather and Mary.

Anonymous said...

Though I do not approve of gay people having children, I certainly am happy for the Cheney family and wish them all the best.
I know that with their prestige and financial abilities, they can give the child the support he will need. Though I don't think exceptions should be made for wealthy people, certainly, in this case, an exception could be made.

Anonymous said...

What colour will my eyes be?
What about my hair -
Chestnut, like my mother's
Or like my father's, fair?

Will I be an athlete,
A writer, movie star?
Maybe I'm to travel
To countries near and far.

Of one thing I am certain,
Even now I know it's true.
I'm greatly loved and wanted
By folks as dear as you.

Anonymous said...

Babies are Angels that fly to the earth,

their wings disappear at the time of their birth

one look in their eyes and we're never the same

They're part of us now and that part has a name

That part is your heart and a bond that won't sever

our Babies are Angels, we love them forever.

Anonymous said...

Congratulations to the proud moms.

Anonymous said...

Precious one,
So small,
So sweet

Dancing in
on angel feet
Straight from Heaven's
brightest star

What a miracle
you are!

Anonymous said...

Sammy,
How I love ya,
How I love ya,
My dear old Sammy.

Anonymous said...

Sam I am
That Sam I am.
I DO love that Sam I am.

Anonymous said...

Lesbians are not known for their long relationships.

Probably this boy will know many mommies. I pray that his maternal grandparents, Lynn and Dick, will provide the stability he will need.

I pray for his well being and happiness.

Anonymous said...

What a sad way for a beautiful baby to enter the world. Here’s wishing him a Daddy, someday.

Anonymous said...

I guess Dick Cheney is going to have to be the male influence in his life. At least that’s positive.

Anonymous said...

I hope Samuel will spent a lot of time with Grampa Dick. Can’t think of a better man to be a role-model, apart from a real father.

cynstr said...

Think how lucky little Sam is to have The Big Dick as a grandfather!