Our Very Own Rocket
OK, Republican Party, listen-up.
We're down by 13 games, nobody's hitting, and the fans are booing.
BUT IT'S NOT EVEN JUNE FIRST!
Let's not panic.
Let's not fire the manager.
Let's not pull back the troops.
Just do what we've always done: Spend more than they do.
LET'S GET OUR ROCKET ON!
ROCKET RICHARD CHENEY
FOR PRESIDENT!
SIGN HIM. PITCH HIM. PUT HIM IN.
BRING HIS HEAT NOW.
CHENEY-HUNTER!
A slugger, not a bunter!®
Dick Cheney, 1952
1 comment:
I don't know what to say.
To sit here and watch you equate the Vice President with Roger Clemens and the Evil Empire...
I was a Red Sox fan before I was a Bush/Cheney man.
And I'll always believe in both.
Suddenly, I no longer know what to think of this site.
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