Don't Worry, Lynne;
He'll Be Home Tonight
FOR YOUR PLEASURES,
TWO NATIONAL TREASURES
A PHOTOGRAPHIC DELIGHT
TO MAKE YOUR DAY BRIGHT.
JUST RICHARD AND NAN,
FIRST LADY AND MAN,
GOOD WISHES WE BRING
TO OUR QUEEN AND OUR KING.
DRAFT DICK CHENEY FOR PRESIDENT
AND DRAFT NANCY FOR ALTERNATE FIRST LADY*
*This would not interfere with Lynne Cheney's duties or position. As first-runner-up, Nancy Reagan would serve only if for some reason, God forbid, the First Lady Cheney could not finish her entire term.
7 comments:
Thanks for the day-brightener.
President Reagan, God rest his soul, said it best:
"One difference between Republicans and Democrats is, we have prettier wives!"
Amen, Gipper. Amen.
Nancy is the prettiest first lady ever. And I don't have to tell you who the ugliest first lady ever was, but I'll give you a hint:
She didn't please her man. And now she wants to be first man, so she can get some.
My favorite Nancy story is when she danced with Ol' Blue Eyes on the surprise party that Ronnie threw for her.
Now that was a President!
Why can't we just go back to those days, when we didn't have all this nonsense.
Mega-Amen-adittos.
Sorry, it should say,
Mega-Amen-dittos.
So help me, Gipper.
(She's still got it!)
I'm worried. He looks great (as always), but Nancy should be eating more.
Right on, Edward R Murrow,
You didn't tell the truth back when you were a newsman. But now you do it all the time.
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