Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Harris Poll: Lookin' Good!

LOOKS LIKE AMERICANS DO LOVE DICK CHENEY, AFTER ALL!

Though you wouldn't know it from liberal mouthpieces like the Associated Press, the American people apparently do think Dick Cheney is believable! According to a current Harris Poll:

  • Twenty six out of 100 (26 %) people say Dick "usually tells the truth!"

  • And 36 out of 100 (36 %) say Dick "is a good person."
As for you nay-sayers, don't worry. We do agree on one thing:

DICK CHENEY IS UNBELIEVABLE!

That is, in terms of doing a good job for America!

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

The Vice President's honesty gets 100% in my house! Which explains why the pollsteratchiks never call me!

Anonymous said...

You're right, one american (but capitalize American, for God sake!)

Bill Clinton never told the truth. Not once. So if Dick only tells the truth now and then -- which he doesn't, he tells it all the time, unless there are reasons why he can't -- is way ahead.

Anonymous said...

We'd be a lot better off if this man were president now.

Anonymous said...

If he were president, you better believe we'd have caught Osama by now!

Anonymous said...

Cheney could beat Hillary Clinton. All he'd have to do is, when she is talking her trash, pucker his mouth and act like he's having sex with an intern. Everybody will know it. And they'll all remember those shameful Clinton years. I can't see Rudy Guilianni doing this suck-cessfully. (Ha-ha)

Anonymous said...

one American,

I got called by a poller lady once, but I knew what she was up to, so I told her I was against the war. And that's what is happening all over this country: People are fed up with the poller ladies calling them at dinner, so they're telling them the opposite of what they think. And it's working. Go Dick Cheney.

Anonymous said...

No please no! Mr. Draft Dick Cheney is not a man of peace. Moslems are not terrorists. If Americans read the Q’ran, you would understand.

Anonymous said...

The mainstream media is all Sanjaya this and Rosie that and 24 hour Roger Clemens. Its like the fall of God damned Rome. Meanwhile a good man sits in an undisclosed location, powerless to pull us out of this liberal tailspin.

Anonymous said...

Dick Cheney is a good man. That's more than I can say about Hlllary Clinton.

Anonymous said...

I worry about that leg holding up over the course of a long campaign. I'm praying for a cure. God speed, Mr. C.

Anonymous said...

Draft "Deferment Dick?" The REAL "war czar?" Cheney is the AntiChrist! How many BILLIONS has he made for his pals at Halliburton to defraud the US gov't (look it up, I dare you neocon ignoramuses) and continue to jack the price of oil at the cost of 3,400+ American lives (with more dead every day)- more than bin Laden took out on 9/11. To say nothing of the 3 or 400,000 Iraqis and Afghan civilians we've slaughtered. But I guess those are acceptable losses since your kids aren't the ones doing the fighting and dying. Doubtless you compassionate conservatives (actually it's "psychotic hypocrite neocon reactionaries") sleep well knowing all this. I pity you fools that think he's a hero. He's leading us straight to hell, and we're in greater danger than we EVER were before 9/10. He doesn't want to capture bin Laden, or bring peace to the Middle East. He wants to perpetuate a bloody war against an enemy that will never completely go away to keep the military industrial complex rolling in the green! Don't any of you see we're all being FLEECED? And I remember 3 years ago when I was griping about paying $1.50 a gallon. HE SHOULD BE AT THE HAGUE WITH BUSH, ON TRIAL FOR WAR CRIMES! And while you're at it, get Wolfie back in there too- stop giving those poor people money- make'em earn it in the army!!
LOSERS!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Ignore the troll.

Anonymous said...

Who the hell are you, Bubba G. Russia? Do you want America to lose? Do you want the country to go right down the drain? What would you like to have happen, we end up turning the keys of the counrtry over to Teddy Kennedy? Well, if you do, I've got a bridge to sell you. A BRIDGE OVER CHAPPAQUIDICK. And that's why I'm for ChappaquiDICK CHENEY!

Anonymous said...

Go listen to your NPR, Osamo B Russo! I bet you even believe what you read in the newspaper! You will never earn enough to dine with Dick Cheney. Go behead a journalist. At least you'll be doing something productive.

Anonymous said...

Dick looks to me like he's slimming down a little. Does anyone else see it?

Anonymous said...

Dick's a great guy. He always dishes me the inside scoop on how it really is. He's a champ, I'll follow him wherever he leads!

Anonymous said...

Mr. Cheney and I use the same barber. And our barber always remarks about what a generous tipper he is, and always speaks well of him. Why just the other day, I heard him telling another customer that Mr. Cheney is one of the easiest men to shave he's ever known. you've got my vote- early and often!

Anonymous said...

He looks great since that last bypass. What's his secret? And wouldn't Lynn make a dandy First Lady? He's a lucky man- what a hottie! I'm droolin' already!