Lookin' Good II: Presidential In Baghdad
Vice President Cheney went to Baghdad today to tell them to hurry up! Look at the first picture. How would YOU like to be the Iraqi President who has to sit across from our VP and explain why everything's taking so long? BRR-R-R-R! Don't you wish Mr. Cheney could fire that guy? Well, once he's President, he can! DRAFT DICK CHENEY!
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The fact that he had to go their to straighten everything out is a testament to what he means to things. I feel good knowing he is over their, working to make this world a better place. I just wish the Iraqis could understand what they've got. But Mr. Cheney won't tell them, because he's modest.
I do worry about the weight he's carrying on those Joe Namath legs. I hope he can start working out for "the race."
I think he's slimming down. Does it look that way to anyone else?
I don't know. I think he's slimmer.
You must have him mixed up with Fatso Gore.
Of course, Fat Al only eats 10 meals a day so he store energy and tell everybody how he's so carbon neutral. Talk about giving off greenhouse gases!
Gore can put it away.
But if they face off over that White House "election buffet," Dick will eat his lunch.
It's not Fatty Gorebuckle that I worry about. It's Ankles Clinton.
Boy, would I love to see her try to take on Dick Cheney. She'd come at him with everything she's got, but he's about the only guy in politics today who could beat her off.
I got the ticket for you right here dick cheney for president jeb bush for vicepresident ok? no body can beat that not john mcain not the mormon guy not jewliani not al gorehole not hellary clit-on not barak osama no body ok?
How about this ticket:
Cheney/Cheney
He's President AND Vice President. Simplifies everything.
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