Mr. Bush: Your Next World Banker
Dear Mr. President,
So the oh-dears of Europe couldn't handle Professor Wolfowitz, eh?
So the oh-dears of Europe couldn't handle Professor Wolfowitz, eh?
Let them taste Mister Rumsfeld.
He won't try to set up his girlfriend.
HE DOESN'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
He has a wife. And being married is her job.
DONALD RUMSFELD FOR PRESIDENT OF WORLD BANK.
CHENEY-HUNTER '08
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Mary Miracle Zygote Baby Watch: Still 15 days*
*Unofficial
He won't try to set up his girlfriend.
HE DOESN'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
He has a wife. And being married is her job.
DONALD RUMSFELD FOR PRESIDENT OF WORLD BANK.
CHENEY-HUNTER '08
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Mary Miracle Zygote Baby Watch: Still 15 days*
*Unofficial
9 comments:
I come here for my daily dose of good cheer, and what do I get? A reminder of what happened to Wolfie.
Another day ruined. Thanks.
That's all the more reason why we have to keep pressing for change.
We can't let things keep going the way they are.
We need change at the top, and Dick Cheney is the man to bring it.
What kind of a god damned name is "edward r murrow?" He got Tailgunner Joe McCarthy blacklisted! So you're for the liberal blacklist?
It's my name. What's your name, Ram Tough? If it is, you worship cows.
I have the guts to use my name, Ram Tough.
Do you?
My Dodge Truck is ram tough, "Edward R. Murtha." But you haven't even told us what you drive.
I smell rice!
Ram Tough,
Look at what is happening to us.
We're attacking each other. We're fighting each other. We're at each other's throats. Americans. Republicans.
Look at me. Look closely.
When cut, I bleed.
Like you, I bleed.
We;re all of the same blood. We all hate the Clintons. We all hate liberals. Cannot we work together to stop them?
I bleed.
Like you.
Rumsfed... World Bank... I think I just had an orgasm.
edward r. murtha,
You're right. Let us stand shoulder to shoulder. Together. At the god damned border. My friend. Cheney-Hunter 08!!!
Hey, has anyone made the joke that Cheney and Hunter are both hunters?
PS -- What kind of car do you drive?
If the aliens are our "guest workers," what the hell are we?
Hostess Twinkies?
Or Hostess Cupcakes.
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