Newsitorial: Cheney Should Run
When Mary Cheney answers St. Peter for her many deviant sins, will al-Qaeda's final victory be one of them?
The threat posed by our enemies intensified last week when Samuel David Cheney, the Vice President's lesbian grandson, snuck into this world.
Some are now saying that Draft Dick Cheney should stop trying to draft Dick Cheney.
They squawk that Mr. Cheney now has more important things to do than protect our way of life.
They shriek that he must fully devote his remaining years to providing a strong role model for his male-starved grandchild.
They even go as far as to blubber that a little laboratory Frankenstein is an innocent life and deserves no less.
Before he heeds this chorus of surrender, the Veep should revisit the Scripture:
"What profiteth a man who gaineth [a baby] and loseth [America]?"
CHENEY-HUNTER '08
Make Terror Afraid®
2 comments:
Amen. Every baby is a precious life, but this is ridiculous.
Want to get to answers from an al Qaeda detainee?
Give me 10 minutes with the guy. That's all. Put me in the room with him. Let him stand free. You can even give him a knife, if he wants. I don't care.
Ten minutes. For me, it'll be like 1955 again.
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