THE BOSS SAYS PARDON LIBBY

We've been made aware of a new song by lefty Bruce Springsteen, who miraculously seems to have seen the light. He makes no secret of backing Scooter Libby's pardon.

It's called "10th Avenue Freeze-Out," which we're told has to do with the War on Terror.

The key lyrics are unmistakable:

Tear drops on the city
Bad Scooter searching for his groove
Seem like the whole world walking pretty
And you can't find the room to move

In the last verse, Springsteen ties everything with an open call for Libby and Cheney to do some "rockin!"

From the coastline to the city
All the little pretties raise their hands
I'm gonna sit back right easy and laugh
When Scooter and the Big Man bust this city in half,

In the past, Springsteen has been too much of a left-wing looney for our tastes. But with this new song, maybe there is hope after all.

And we're "with it!"

DICK CHENEY
BORN TO RUN