It's almost flag-burning time for Al Gore's Inconvenient Woodstock on July 7. While the anti-war pinkos cavort in the mud and chant rain-stopping mantras, we just hope enough good undercover cops can infiltrate the acid scene to keep the fruits from spoiling in their basket. The Muslims will have plenty to pray about after al Jazeera shows Tipper Gore flopping braless on her man-tub's shoulders. When we see Al Gore's legacy, we understand what the Femocrats mean when they yell, "Save the Whale."
Don't worry. The hippies won't get a job any more than they'll play decent songs, the kind that have made American Idol such a consistent source of entertainment. We have one piece of advice: TURN IT DOWN.
DICK CHENEY FOR PRESIDENT
TURN IT DOWN
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