WMD FOUND IN IRAQ

Recently, 58 Arabic-speaking U.S. servicemen sashayed out of the alternative lifestyle closet, saying could no longer tolerate the Army's "Don't ask, don't tell" policy on funny business.

Were they contaminated by the remnants of a long abandoned weapons program?
Had Saddam tested the gay bomb?

In the name of humanity, the Pentagon has disbanded its gay bomb program. But it's time to ask a fundamental question:

What if Iran builds such an unspeakable, doomsday weapon?

DICK CHENEY WILL NEVER LET IRAN GET THE GAY BOMB.

He's seen the evil up close.