Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Cheneytorial: Journalism's Journal Needs Murdoch

The greatest journalist in history is going to buy The Wall Street Journal.

Could life be sweeter?

We at DRAFT DICK CHENEY FOR PRESIDENT hereby express GREAT DELIGHT at the notion that help is on the way to the American print media.

At long last, the troubled Bancroft family - which may or may not have included arch pinko-lefty Anne Bancroft -- will relinquish its iron-fisted, liberal-bias reign over the newsroom.

At long last, good reporters will be able to write fair and balanced stories, without the taint of their left-leaning editorial barn-keepers.

We might even get some scandals about Democrats for a change!

LAST TIME WE CHECKED, THERE WERE STILL SOME UNANSWERED QUESTIONS ABOUT HILLARY AND WHITEWATER. READY, WALL STREET?


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THE NEWS IS GOING TO TURN GOOD

1 comment:

ram_tough said...

Hillary can wait. For the sake of our country's safety, which he took an oath to protect, Mr. Murdoch needs to get the real scoop on Barack Hussein Obama, the Manchurian Muslim. I don't think we want to see Air Force One deliberately crashing into a skyscraper. Well, the Saddamocrats in Congress want that, but I don't.