Rather v. Moonves: Settle It Like Men!

When talk won't settle it, men don't walk away.

We wouldn't mind seeing Dano v. Less in an Ultimate Fight.

Dumb v. Dumber. Liar v. Liarer. Worse v. Worst.

But it's not likely to happen.

It's been a long time since we've heard Dan use the word "courage."

We guess he leaves that Bill O'Reilly and Cal Thomas.