Thursday, June 7, 2007

MEDITORIAL: TIME TO FLUSH THE JOHN AND CHECK THE TICKER

Lub-DUB. Lub-DUB. Lub-DUB.



With all respect to the good guys of Wall Street, it is time to check the most important "ticker" in the world.

Today, Richard Cheney sees the doctor.

"Take off your shirt... Turn your head and cough... Fill this beaker to the red line... Bend over and spread wide..."

They say it's just a routine physical. But when you're on blood-thinners, you suffer shortness of breath, and the jackals of the liberal media are hounding you, hoping to photograph you peeing in a bush... well... nothing is routine.

Sir, America's heartfelt prayers are with you.

(But for sake of Lynne, ask your doctor for a free sample.)

LOVE-DUB. LOVE-DUB. LOVE-DUUUUB.


CHENEY FOR LEADER
As for Clinton? He'll beat her.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

It's god damn ironic that our stoutest-hearted leader has a bum ticker.

Oh, well. God's plan.

But you wonder what's going on upstairs when bin Laden and Pelosi are healthy as horses, and Dick has to put up with all this.