Monday, June 18, 2007

TEN DAYS AND COUNTING...

... TO A VERY SPECIAL ANNIVERSARY.
JUNE 29, 2002...
THE DAY DICK CHENEY WAS PRESIDENT!

That's right. On June 29, 2002, our man briefly assumed THE POWERS AND DUTIES OF THE PRESIDENCY when he became ACTING PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, while George W. Bush was knocked out during a medical procedure that may have involved a rectal probe.

We're gearing up for a big bash to celebrate THE PROBE THAT NEARLY CHANGED THE WORLD.

DICK CHENEY
PRESIDENT... PROBE HIM AGAIN!

3 comments:

cynstr said...

Any truth to the rumor that doctors found Cheney's high school ring during that rectal probe?

ram_tough said...

This borad is getting out o hand. I signed up because I thought you liked Dick Cheney. But I'm starting to see things I don't like between the God damned lines.

Reach-for-my-Dick said...

Maybe we should send more pretzels to the White House, in hopes that George W. may go unconscious again, and then we can get something accomplished! Dick, let's punt the illegals in this country into service in Iran pumping fresh oil to America!