Prez Dick: Shootin' Putin
The Red Bear wrangled a free hissy-fit pass during the era of Mrs. President Clinton, but he's feeling the red white & blue heat now. And if Dick Cheney takes command, there'll be no more Polonium 201 in the highballs of our allies ever again.
You hearing this, Comrade Pooty-Poot? We have a War Czar now!
DA! Or DUH?
Be Putin' down the missiles, Vladdieboy.
Dick is coming, Russkie.
The cold war ain't over 'til it's over. And it ain't ever gonna be over.
DICK CHENEY IN 2008.
IT'S NOT TOO LATE!
3 comments:
Vladimir, you'd better hope the Big Dick & family aren't invited to Kennebunk, ME. You might have your polonium 201, but we have Big Dick's son-in-law, Heather. We already know how she feels about men. She'll kick you ass seven days 'til Sunday. Can you swim you commie jellyfish?
Why did you leave out that Putin's a pedaphile?
'What is your name?' Putin asked.
'Nikita,' the boy replied.
Putin kneeled, lifted the boy's T-shirt and kissed his stomach.
The world public is shocked. Nobody can understand why the Russian president did such a strange thing as kissing the stomach of an unfamiliar small boy.
The explanation may be found if we look carefully at the so-called "blank spots" in Putin's biography...
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If we had to, we could take the world. We've got a strong Army and a lot of bombs. If we teamed up with China and Brazil, we could call the shots. Maybe Australia, too. Putin would act so tough then.
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