Saturday, June 2, 2007

What's the matter, Mahmoud? Chicken?

Yeah, that's right, pally. You damn well better pray.


You better pray Dick Cheney doesn't come after you!

Because it'll be the day your little sand castle gets stomped!

It'll be payback time!

For the hostages! For Iraq! For your stinking gasoline prices! For 9-11!

We don't need your lousy hummus. It's not even any good without roasted peppers, anyway.

AND DON'T GO WHINING TO CONDI, BECAUSE SHE'S NOBODY.

There's one player on the White House piano, and his name is Dick.

CHENEY - THOMPSON!

DICK AND FRED!

MAKE OUR ENEMIES

WISH THEY'RE DEAD!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

What happened to Cheney-Hunter?

Jesus.

cynstr said...

Let our American hostages go free. Hey Mamoud! Are you listening? Why don't your Revolutionary Guards get in your Boston Whalers and try to kidnap our Marines rather than our private citizens? Let's see how tough you jihad monkeys are against our fighting men, turd blossom. And another thing: Either grow a full beard or shave you friggin dwarf!

Anonymous said...

The MSM says President Bush won't let Vice President Cheney bomb Iran. This can't be true, right? Does anyone have any inside info? Because if it's true, IMPEACH BUSH!

Anonymous said...

Mamoud looks like he belongs in moveon.org! (If he weren't praying, that is...)

Anonymous said...

Cheney-Jesus!

The winning ticket.

Anonymous said...

Who comes up with your clever rhymes?

Does Dolly Parton work on this site?

Dolly? Are you there?

Anonymous said...

Cheney-Thompson? I can hear Hillary's knees bonking from here in Wyoming.