We all agree that Fred Thompson plays a great prosecutor on TV, but let's get one thing straight:
He doesn't have the acting chops of Dick Cheney.
Dick can be happy, when hearing the news about Iraq:
Dick can be angry, when hearing Democrats lie:
But most of all, Dick can be Dick, which is all the time!
FOR YOUR PLEASURES,
TWO NATIONAL TREASURES
A PHOTOGRAPHIC DELIGHT
TO MAKE YOUR DAY BRIGHT.
JUST RICHARD AND NAN,
FIRST LADY AND MAN,
GOOD WISHES WE BRING
TO OUR QUEEN AND OUR KING.
DRAFT DICK CHENEY FOR PRESIDENT
AND DRAFT NANCY FOR ALTERNATE FIRST LADY*
*This would not interfere with Lynne Cheney's duties or position. As first-runner-up, Nancy Reagan would serve only if for some reason, God forbid, the First Lady Cheney could not finish her entire term.
When Mary Cheney answers St. Peter for her many deviant sins, will al-Qaeda's final victory be one of them?
The threat posed by our enemies intensified last week when Samuel David Cheney, the Vice President's lesbian grandson, snuck into this world.
Some are now saying that Draft Dick Cheney should stop trying to draft Dick Cheney.
They squawk that Mr. Cheney now has more important things to do than protect our way of life.
They shriek that he must fully devote his remaining years to providing a strong role model for his male-starved grandchild.
They even go as far as to blubber that a little laboratory Frankenstein is an innocent life and deserves no less.
Before he heeds this chorus of surrender, the Veep should revisit the Scripture:
"What profiteth a man who gaineth [a baby] and loseth [America]?"
CHENEY-HUNTER '08
Make Terror Afraid®
OK, Republican Party, listen-up.
Dick Cheney, 1952
You so-called reporters in the enemedia, when you "write the news" about the upcoming waves of death and destruction in Iraq...
IT WON'T MATTER IF NO ONE READS IT.
AND WE WON'T READ IT!
The authorities have warned us about you. They know what you're trying to do, and it won't work.
SO LET THE PRESIDENT DO HIS JOB.
If you'd done that four years ago, we'd be out of Iraq by now.
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Dear Mary and Heather,
You couldn't name him Dick?
We guess some types of people don't care about gratitude or grace under fire.
And that two mommies can pull twice the boners.
We hope you're happy.
Pardon us if we feel something special is missing.
AND IT'S NAME IS DICK CHENEY JR.!
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CHENEY-HUNTER '08
Freedom's light burnin' warm®
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Also, love 'n' hugs to the Vice President and his wife Lynne on the birth of their baby, Samuel David Cheney.
TEN DAYS UNTIL THE BLESSED EVENT!
COUNTDOWN* FOR MARY!
*Unofficial
THE WHOLE WORLD IS WATCHING THE CHENEY FAMILY!
THE WHOLE WORLD IS WAITING FOR THE CHENEY BABY!
But don't forget to support in '08...
CHENEY AND HUNTER
THE KICKER AND THE PUNTER!®
This picture says it all.
A steward of nature seeking succor from same, sorting through the many concerns, both global and national, which lie or lay heavy on his broad, capable shoulders.
Peace. Prosperity. And a clean environment.CHENEY - HUNTER '08
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Surging for progress®
Mary Cheney Kid Kountdown: 11 Days!*
*Unofficial
What's happening to the American family?
Nothing, if we Draft Dick Cheney!
PS: He's religious, too!
MARY & HEATHER BABYBOOM COUNTDOWN:
STILL TWELVE DAYS!!!!!*
*Unofficial
Paul Wolfowitz... teacher, thinker, neoconservative... cut down like your expenses when Wal-Mart comes to town.
What brought him down?
Shaha Riza.
As Professor Wolfowitz himself said of the weak-willed board of the World Bank--or should it be called the Worm Bank:
"Its members did not want to deal with a very angry Ms. Riza, whose career was being damaged as a result of their decision. It would only be human nature for them to want to steer clear of her."
Amen, Professor.
If only you could have steered clear.
Men, next time you hear the call of nature, stop and think about your purpose, about your gifts, about the kryptonite you lug through life.
And think long and hard about how this country should steer clear of another certain lady.
We don't want a great country chopped down in its prime.
CHENEY-HUNTER '08
It hurts to write this. More than you know.
But you have defected to the alien side.
Resign, amigo, and take your loco Tex-Mex amnesty hogwash with you.
Stand down and let The Man who should succeed you--and who would never sit still for an alien invasion--protect of our way of life.
Richard Cheney, the next President of the United States, will restore our land to the people and the God who won it, fair and square.
So do the decent thing. Let our Vice President run for the office you failed, and let him do it as an incumbent.
The professional ingrates at the so-called World Bank are only too French-tickled to Eurotrash a great American.
But the walrus is NOT Paul.
It's time to hit those one-world bankers with a major withdrawal.
Paul Wolfowitz, come home!
You don't need the money.
You don't need the hassle.
You don't need the resumé.
But we need you.
You'll make a great Secretary of State in the Cheney-Hunter Administration!
(Psssst: The lady can come too. Secretary to the Secretary!)
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UPDATE: Paul must read DDC08, 'cause he's comin' home!
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MARY IMMACULATION COUNTDOWN: 16 DAYS*
*Unofficial
The Good Guys debated yesterday in South Carolina, with only Duncan Hunter having the guts to stand completely behind his President.
From now on, we're thinking one ticket:
*CHENEY*HUNTER*08
Who's with us?
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MARY MIRACLE BIRTH COUNTDOWN ETA: 17 DAYS*
"I believe Dick Cheney is the absolute outstanding candidate Mr. Bush could have selected."
-- Rev. Jerry Falwell
August 2, 2000
I did not see you close your eyes,
Or hear your last faint sigh,
I only heard that you were gone,
Too late to say goodbye.
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POSTSCRIPT: We noticed FoxNews, on their Breaking News at the bottom of the screen, are saying Jerry Falwell has died. They have left off the word "Reverend". They are so quick to call Al Sharpton, Rev Sharpton, but refuse to put Reverend in front of Reverend Falwells' name. Disgraceful!
We tried to contact them but it directs us to sign up to Excite.com before we can email them. If anyone has acsess to Excite.com, would they please contact FoxNews and ask them to please show as much respect for Reverend Falwell as they do "Reverend" Sharpton. Thanks in advance!!
Our old pal, Ira Iranian!
Maybe it's time for Dick Cheney to slam down the lid and break Ira's fingers!
Bela Pelosi might whimper.
But we'd like to hear the sound of knuckles breaking!
Hey, Ira! After you pull your busted hand from that jar, how about "enriching" us by playing a tune on your nuclear piano!
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Vice President Dick Cheney, left, is greeted by Crown Prince of Abu Dhabi Sheikh Muhammad bin Zayed prior to their meeting and dinner at the Emirates Palace Hotel in Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates Friday, May 11, 2007. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)
Vice President Cheney, left, kicks back with United Arab Emirates Foreign Minister Sheikh Abdullah Bin Zayed al- Nahyan in Abu Dhabi, UAE.
Vice President Cheney went to Baghdad today to tell them to hurry up! Look at the first picture. How would YOU like to be the Iraqi President who has to sit across from our VP and explain why everything's taking so long? BRR-R-R-R! Don't you wish Mr. Cheney could fire that guy? Well, once he's President, he can! DRAFT DICK CHENEY!
LOOKS LIKE AMERICANS DO LOVE DICK CHENEY, AFTER ALL!
Though you wouldn't know it from liberal mouthpieces like the Associated Press, the American people apparently do think Dick Cheney is believable! According to a current Harris Poll:
America, listen to your heart.
It's telling you to close your mind to GOP candidates who would embolden the Democrats. GOP candidates who would rather pass the country's problems to future generations of GOP candidates. GOP candidates who would rather cut and run than defend America's success under George W. Bush.
Now is the time to stand and shout, "NO MORE TEARS! FOUR MORE YEARS!"
DRAFT DICK CHENEY FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!
We dedicate this movement to you, the American property owner, and the truths you hold self-evident:
