Samuel, Day 2: Open Letter To Two Mommies

Dear Mary and Heather,

You couldn't name him Dick?

We guess some types of people don't care about gratitude or grace under fire.

And that two mommies can pull twice the boners.

We hope you're happy.

Pardon us if we feel something special is missing.

AND IT'S NAME IS DICK CHENEY JR.!
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CHENEY-HUNTER '08
Freedom's light burnin' warm®

CONGRATULATIONS, AMERICA!

Also, love 'n' hugs to the Vice President and his wife Lynne on the birth of their baby, Samuel David Cheney.

For obvious security reasons, the child was born 10 days early.

We assume the Cheneys will raise Samuel to believe that his birth mother, their lesbianic daughter Mary, is his sister.

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CHENEY-HUNTER '08
Truth Doesn't Have To Be Inconvenient®

Something Wonderful Is Coming!

10*10*10*10*10*
TEN DAYS UNTIL THE BLESSED EVENT!
COUNTDOWN* FOR MARY!
*Unofficial


Note to enemedia: Nobody cares about Monica Goodling!

THE WHOLE WORLD IS WATCHING THE CHENEY FAMILY!

THE WHOLE WORLD IS WAITING FOR THE CHENEY BABY!

But don't forget to support in '08...
CHENEY AND HUNTER
THE KICKER AND THE PUNTER!®