GOP BEATS OFF DEMOS

Safe for now.

Whew.

So much for Benedict Arnold Spector.

This Man Gave All

I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby toiled for America. He fought for America. He loved America.

And he lied for America.

Just once.*

To save American lives.

His reward?

A long prison sentence, handed down by an activist judge.

"Scooter" Libby deserves a medal, not metal bars.

A laurel wreath, not an orange jumpsuit.

A statue, not an open commode.

When Clark Kent lies to save lives, they call it "protecting his secret identity."

When "Scooter" does the exact same thing, they call it a crime.

That's why we chant:

Free "Scooter!"
Free "Scooter!"
Free "Scooter!"
Free "Scooter!"

What do we want?
Amnesty for "Scooter!"
When do we want amnesty for "Scooter?"
Now!

Mr. President, tear down that judge!

*That's all they have on him. One stinking little lie. Why isn't Bill Clinton in jail for lying about taking a woman not his? Why isn't Barack Hussein Obama in jail for lying about his cigarettes! Why isn't Howard "Garrrraahaha" Dean in jail for lying whenever he opens his big fat mouth? What we have here is a double standard. Why does Harry Reid get a free pass for lying about the immigration bill? He said they'd vote it in! They didn't! It died! He's a liar! Why do we look away? When I was growing up, ladies and gentlemen, and going to school, if one of us lied, our parents and teachers and community leaders would take it very seriously indeed. There was none of this moral relativism. But today it's not what you do, its who you are. The courts and the media have passed sentence on Mr. Libby. They want to put a good man in jail, and they won't tell us for what, and that is just stinking rotten, not fair. Not fair. Not fair. We will never accept this. Never. Because it's not fair. Put Hillary in jail! I won't bother to list her lies, because there are so many tens of millions of them, too many to count!

NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE

HEAR OUR CRY, AMERICA.

If Scooter lied, it was a good lie. It was a lie meant to help people.

It was not a lie meant to hurt anybody.

DON'T PUNISH A GOOD MAN FOR TELLING A LITTLE WHITE LIE.

FREE SCOOTER. FREE LIBBY NOW.

If you must jail somebody, here's a "candidate."


Dick Cheney for President
Keep Scooter a U.S. resident!

PARDON TIME IS NOW

MISTER PRESIDENT,

RELEASE SCOOTER LIBBY FROM THE RUSTED SHACKLES OF WASHINGTON INSIDER INJUSTICE!

DO NOT LET THIS INNOCENT, RIGHTEOUS MAN BE PUNISHED!

DO YOUR JOB, SIR.

DO IT NOW.

DO NOT MAKE DICK CHENEY DO IT FOR YOU!

OR HE WILL.

CHENEY IN 2008
PUT DICK ON TOP

P.S.: Happy 2-week birthday to Sam Cheney, Miracle Baby with the Multiple Moms!