City To Cheney: Drop Dead

What is it with New York City? They did a little write-up on the Vice President and said the worst things you can say (and waited 'til Bohemian Grove time, the cowards; they knew he'd be off in the woods). We'll show you some of the drivel they came up with, then rebut it point by point. But do not leave it around where impressionable eyes might see it.

He is pathologically (but purposefully) secretive; treacherous toward colleagues; coldly manipulative of the callow, lazy, and ignorant President he serves; contemptuous of public opinion; and dismissive not only of international law (a fairly standard attitude for conservatives of his stripe) but also of the very idea that the Constitution and laws of the United States, including laws signed by his nominal superior, can be construed to limit the power of the executive to take any action that can plausibly be classified as part of an endless, endlessly expandable “war on terror.”

Where to begin?

Okay, 1. The Vice President is not pathologically (but purposefully) secretive.

2. The Vice President is not treacherous toward colleagues.

3. The Vice President is not coldly manipulative.

4. The President is not callow, lazy, or ignorant.

5. The Vice President is keeping us safe.

Got it?

Good.

Benedict Bloomberg

Finally... Little Michael Bloomberger is leaving the Republican Party.

That's one less Damnocrat sleeper cell to worry about.

Did anybody think this whiny New Yawker was truly one of the GOP?

Does he hunt? Own a gun? Go to church?

This is the limousine liberal who invented no smoking in bars.

Which means you can work hard all day, pay your taxes, stop off on the way home for a couple of beers, and you can't even light up, even if you were born here.

And this guy wants to be President.

Well, we have something to say to Mayor McCheeseberg:

YOU CAN'T QUIT THE REPUBLICAN PARTY! YOU'RE FIRED!

YOU'RE NOT AMERICA'S MAYOR!

YOU'RE NOT EVEN AMERICA'S DOG CATCHER!

AND YOU'LL NEVER BE PRESIDENT, BECAUSE YOU'RE A PUNK!

DICK CHENEY SAVES SOULS

BLOOMBERG FILLS POTHOLES

BOMB THE BORDER

Last week, the Vice President's ally and all around good-guy, Rush Limbaugh, foiled the Bush/Kennedy giveaway of America to the Spanish threat.

But this isn't over.

We have the Democrats, the Spaniards and their fellow traitors on the ropes.

As Ben "The Thing" Grimm says:

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

DICK CHENEY '08
BUILD THE WALL & MINE THE GATE!
WHACK THEM ALL, WHY WAIT?

This Isn't Funny

When Dick Cheney's the President, they won't dare mock him on book covers. And what's the big idea of showing him in the same crowd as Killary, Kerry and Barack Hussein?

There ought to be a law.

Femocrats Debate: Who Can Surrender Fastest?

Why in God's name anybody would have watched this slop?

You call that a Presidental debate?

"Bawwwk-bawwwk-bawwwk, praise Allah! raise taxes! plant trees! join the union! eat tofu! and bring our boys home!"

Ladies, they're not boys. They're men.

And Dick Cheney is not afraid to send men into battle.

And if any of these dove-lings steps into the ring with Dick Cheney, he or she is going to get a new one.

And we don't mean a brand new bike.

CHENEY FOR CHIEF!
Let terror know grief.