TEN DAYS AND COUNTING...

... TO A VERY SPECIAL ANNIVERSARY.
JUNE 29, 2002...
THE DAY DICK CHENEY WAS PRESIDENT!

That's right. On June 29, 2002, our man briefly assumed THE POWERS AND DUTIES OF THE PRESIDENCY when he became ACTING PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, while George W. Bush was knocked out during a medical procedure that may have involved a rectal probe.

We're gearing up for a big bash to celebrate THE PROBE THAT NEARLY CHANGED THE WORLD.

DICK CHENEY PRESIDENT... PROBE HIM AGAIN!

Whip Inflation Now, and Lick Jerry Ford!

We're very proud that the Greatest Vice President Ever got to put his stamp of approval on the new Gerald Ford, postage stamp.

But we still think 41 cents to mail a letter is highway robbery.

The kind you'd expect from that Immigration bill. (Sheesh. What are they thinking?)

Vote Richard Cheney

Everything will get better...

Femocrats Debate: Who Can Surrender Fastest?

Why in God's name anybody would have watched this slop?

You call that a Presidental debate?

"Bawwwk-bawwwk-bawwwk, praise Allah! raise taxes! plant trees! join the union! eat tofu! and bring our boys home!"

Ladies, they're not boys. They're men.

And Dick Cheney is not afraid to send men into battle.

And if any of these dove-lings steps into the ring with Dick Cheney, he or she is going to get a new one.

And we don't mean a brand new bike.

CHENEY FOR CHIEF!
Let terror know grief.

Don't Worry, Lynne; He'll Be Home Tonight

FOR YOUR PLEASURES,
TWO NATIONAL TREASURES
A PHOTOGRAPHIC DELIGHT
TO MAKE YOUR DAY BRIGHT.

JUST RICHARD AND NAN,
FIRST LADY AND MAN,
GOOD WISHES WE BRING
TO OUR QUEEN AND OUR KING.

DRAFT DICK CHENEY FOR PRESIDENT
AND DRAFT NANCY FOR ALTERNATE FIRST LADY*

*This would not interfere with Lynne Cheney's duties or position. As first-runner-up, Nancy Reagan would serve only if for some reason, God forbid, the First Lady Cheney could not finish her entire term.

Newsitorial: Cheney Should Run

When Mary Cheney answers St. Peter for her many deviant sins, will al-Qaeda's final victory be one of them?

The threat posed by our enemies intensified last week when Samuel David Cheney, the Vice President's lesbian grandson, snuck into this world.

Some are now saying that Draft Dick Cheney should stop trying to draft Dick Cheney.

They squawk that Mr. Cheney now has more important things to do than protect our way of life.

They shriek that he must fully devote his remaining years to providing a strong role model for his male-starved grandchild.

They even go as far as to blubber that a little laboratory Frankenstein is an innocent life and deserves no less.

Before he heeds this chorus of surrender, the Veep should revisit the Scripture:

"What profiteth a man who gaineth [a baby] and loseth [America]?"

CHENEY-HUNTER '08
Make Terror Afraid®

Our Very Own Rocket

OK, Republican Party, listen-up.

We're down by 13 games, nobody's hitting, and the fans are booing.

BUT IT'S NOT EVEN JUNE FIRST!

Let's not panic.

Let's not fire the manager.

Let's not pull back the troops.

Just do what we've always done: Spend more than they do.

LET'S GET OUR ROCKET ON!

ROCKET RICHARD CHENEY

FOR PRESIDENT!

SIGN HIM. PITCH HIM. PUT HIM IN.

BRING HIS HEAT NOW.

CHENEY-HUNTER!

A slugger, not a bunter!®

Dick Cheney, 1952

Mother Nature's Son

This picture says it all.

A steward of nature seeking succor from same, sorting through the many concerns, both global and national, which lie or lay heavy on his broad, capable shoulders.

Peace. Prosperity. And a clean environment.

CHENEY - HUNTER '08
Surging for progress®

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Mary Cheney Kid Kountdown: 11 Days!*
*Unofficial

Focus On The Family: Dick & Liz, 1968

What's happening to the American family?

Nothing, if we Draft Dick Cheney!

PS: He's religious, too!




MARY & HEATHER BABYBOOM COUNTDOWN:
STILL TWELVE DAYS!!!!!*

*Unofficial

Editorial: Go back to Mexico, Greeter-in-Chief

Dear Mr. Bush,

It hurts to write this. More than you know.

But you have defected to the alien side.

Resign, amigo, and take your loco Tex-Mex amnesty hogwash with you.

Stand down and let The Man who should succeed you--and who would never sit still for an alien invasion--protect of our way of life.

Richard Cheney, the next President of the United States, will restore our land to the people and the God who won it, fair and square.

So do the decent thing. Let our Vice President run for the office you failed, and let him do it as an incumbent.

Cheney - Hunter in 2008!

Defeat the aliens! Dump George W. Bush!
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MARY MIRACLE WATER-WATCH BABY COUNTDOWN: 15 DAYS TO STORK*

*Unofficial.

Decision Accomplished

The Good Guys debated yesterday in South Carolina, with only Duncan Hunter having the guts to stand completely behind his President.

From now on, we're thinking one ticket:

*CHENEY*HUNTER*08

Who's with us?
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MARY MIRACLE BIRTH COUNTDOWN ETA: 17 DAYS*

*Unnofficial

"I believe Dick Cheney is the absolute outstanding candidate Mr. Bush could have selected."

-- Rev. Jerry Falwell
August 2, 2000

Iran out of the Middle East NOW!

Dick Cheney is telling off the Iranians and it's about time!

Working For Peace

Vice President Dick Cheney, left, is greeted by Crown Prince of Abu Dhabi Sheikh Muhammad bin Zayed prior to their meeting and dinner at the Emirates Palace Hotel in Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates Friday, May 11, 2007. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

Good Times

Vice President Cheney, left, kicks back with United Arab Emirates Foreign Minister Sheikh Abdullah Bin Zayed al- Nahyan in Abu Dhabi, UAE.

Lookin' Good II: Presidential In Baghdad

Vice President Cheney went to Baghdad today to tell them to hurry up! Look at the first picture. How would YOU like to be the Iraqi President who has to sit across from our VP and explain why everything's taking so long? BRR-R-R-R! Don't you wish Mr. Cheney could fire that guy? Well, once he's President, he can! DRAFT DICK CHENEY!

Harris Poll: Lookin' Good!

LOOKS LIKE AMERICANS DO LOVE DICK CHENEY, AFTER ALL!

Though you wouldn't know it from liberal mouthpieces like the Associated Press, the American people apparently do think Dick Cheney is believable! According to a current Harris Poll:

• Twenty six out of 100 (26 %) people say Dick "usually tells the truth!"
  
  
• And 36 out of 100 (36 %) say Dick "is a good person."

As for you nay-sayers, don't worry. We do agree on one thing:

DICK CHENEY IS UNBELIEVABLE!

That is, in terms of doing a good job for America!

No More Tears, Four More Years!

America, listen to your heart.

It's telling you to close your mind to GOP candidates who would embolden the Democrats. GOP candidates who would rather pass the country's problems to future generations of GOP candidates. GOP candidates who would rather cut and run than defend America's success under George W. Bush.

Now is the time to stand and shout, "NO MORE TEARS! FOUR MORE YEARS!"

DRAFT DICK CHENEY FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!

We dedicate this movement to you, the American property owner, and the truths you hold self-evident:

• From the sands of Iraq to the ice caps of Antarctica, only one man can keep the Bush legacy alive!
  
  
• From the ghettos of the city to the tree-lined streets of your town, only one man can bring all Americans back together!
  
  
• From the war on terror to the chase for Osama bin Laden, only one man can tell America what to do!

Draft Dick Cheney!

And this time, don't let him say he has "other priorities!"