Showing posts with label Baseball. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Baseball. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Our Very Own Rocket

OK, Republican Party, listen-up.


We're down by 13 games, nobody's hitting, and the fans are booing.

BUT IT'S NOT EVEN JUNE FIRST!

Let's not panic.

Let's not fire the manager.

Let's not pull back the troops.

Just do what we've always done: Spend more than they do.

LET'S GET OUR ROCKET ON!

ROCKET RICHARD CHENEY
FOR PRESIDENT!

SIGN HIM. PITCH HIM. PUT HIM IN.

BRING HIS HEAT NOW.

CHENEY-HUNTER!
A slugger, not a bunter!®

Dick Cheney, 1952