If Scooter lied, it was a good lie. It was a lie meant to help people.
It was not a lie meant to hurt anybody.
DON'T PUNISH A GOOD MAN FOR TELLING A LITTLE WHITE LIE.
FREE SCOOTER. FREE LIBBY NOW.
If you must jail somebody, here's a "candidate."
Dick Cheney for President
Keep Scooter a U.S. resident!
The Red Bear wrangled a free hissy-fit pass during the era of Mrs. President Clinton, but he's feeling the red white & blue heat now. And if Dick Cheney takes command, there'll be no more Polonium 201 in the highballs of our allies ever again.
You hearing this, Comrade Pooty-Poot? We have a War Czar now!
DA! Or DUH?
Be Putin' down the missiles, Vladdieboy.
Dick is coming, Russkie.
The cold war ain't over 'til it's over. And it ain't ever gonna be over.
DICK CHENEY IN 2008.
IT'S NOT TOO LATE!
You so-called reporters in the enemedia, when you "write the news" about the upcoming waves of death and destruction in Iraq...
IT WON'T MATTER IF NO ONE READS IT.
AND WE WON'T READ IT!
The authorities have warned us about you. They know what you're trying to do, and it won't work.
SO LET THE PRESIDENT DO HIS JOB.
If you'd done that four years ago, we'd be out of Iraq by now.
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Paul Wolfowitz... teacher, thinker, neoconservative... cut down like your expenses when Wal-Mart comes to town.
What brought him down?
Shaha Riza.
As Professor Wolfowitz himself said of the weak-willed board of the World Bank--or should it be called the Worm Bank:
"Its members did not want to deal with a very angry Ms. Riza, whose career was being damaged as a result of their decision. It would only be human nature for them to want to steer clear of her."
Amen, Professor.
If only you could have steered clear.
Men, next time you hear the call of nature, stop and think about your purpose, about your gifts, about the kryptonite you lug through life.
And think long and hard about how this country should steer clear of another certain lady.
We don't want a great country chopped down in its prime.
CHENEY-HUNTER '08
The professional ingrates at the so-called World Bank are only too French-tickled to Eurotrash a great American.
But the walrus is NOT Paul.
It's time to hit those one-world bankers with a major withdrawal.
Paul Wolfowitz, come home!
You don't need the money.
You don't need the hassle.
You don't need the resumé.
But we need you.
You'll make a great Secretary of State in the Cheney-Hunter Administration!
(Psssst: The lady can come too. Secretary to the Secretary!)
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UPDATE: Paul must read DDC08, 'cause he's comin' home!
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MARY IMMACULATION COUNTDOWN: 16 DAYS*
*Unofficial
Vice President Dick Cheney, left, is greeted by Crown Prince of Abu Dhabi Sheikh Muhammad bin Zayed prior to their meeting and dinner at the Emirates Palace Hotel in Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates Friday, May 11, 2007. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)
Vice President Cheney went to Baghdad today to tell them to hurry up! Look at the first picture. How would YOU like to be the Iraqi President who has to sit across from our VP and explain why everything's taking so long? BRR-R-R-R! Don't you wish Mr. Cheney could fire that guy? Well, once he's President, he can! DRAFT DICK CHENEY!
