Recently, 58 Arabic-speaking U.S. servicemen sashayed out of the alternative lifestyle closet, saying could no longer tolerate the Army's "Don't ask, don't tell" policy on funny business.
Were they contaminated by the remnants of a long abandoned weapons program?
Had Saddam tested the gay bomb?
What if Iran builds such an unspeakable, doomsday weapon?
DICK CHENEY WILL NEVER LET IRAN GET THE GAY BOMB.
He's seen the evil up close.
The Red Bear wrangled a free hissy-fit pass during the era of Mrs. President Clinton, but he's feeling the red white & blue heat now. And if Dick Cheney takes command, there'll be no more Polonium 201 in the highballs of our allies ever again.
You hearing this, Comrade Pooty-Poot? We have a War Czar now!
DA! Or DUH?
Be Putin' down the missiles, Vladdieboy.
Dick is coming, Russkie.
The cold war ain't over 'til it's over. And it ain't ever gonna be over.
DICK CHENEY IN 2008.
IT'S NOT TOO LATE!
You so-called reporters in the enemedia, when you "write the news" about the upcoming waves of death and destruction in Iraq...
IT WON'T MATTER IF NO ONE READS IT.
AND WE WON'T READ IT!
The authorities have warned us about you. They know what you're trying to do, and it won't work.
SO LET THE PRESIDENT DO HIS JOB.
If you'd done that four years ago, we'd be out of Iraq by now.
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Vice President Dick Cheney, left, is greeted by Crown Prince of Abu Dhabi Sheikh Muhammad bin Zayed prior to their meeting and dinner at the Emirates Palace Hotel in Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates Friday, May 11, 2007. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)
Vice President Cheney went to Baghdad today to tell them to hurry up! Look at the first picture. How would YOU like to be the Iraqi President who has to sit across from our VP and explain why everything's taking so long? BRR-R-R-R! Don't you wish Mr. Cheney could fire that guy? Well, once he's President, he can! DRAFT DICK CHENEY!
