Friday Eye Candy

Double dose!

BREAKING NEWS ALERT! LYNNE UP FOR SENATE SEAT! LYNNE UP FOR SENATE SEAT!

WY-O? WHY NOT!

THE GREAT STATE OF WYOMING MIGHT SEND LYNNE TO THE SENATE!

SECOND LADY = FIRST SENATOR.

A FOIL FOR SEN. HILLARY!

YOU GO, WY-YO!

Developing...

DRAFT LYNNE
BEGIN "AGIN"

Don't Worry, Lynne; He'll Be Home Tonight

FOR YOUR PLEASURES,
TWO NATIONAL TREASURES
A PHOTOGRAPHIC DELIGHT
TO MAKE YOUR DAY BRIGHT.

JUST RICHARD AND NAN,
FIRST LADY AND MAN,
GOOD WISHES WE BRING
TO OUR QUEEN AND OUR KING.

DRAFT DICK CHENEY FOR PRESIDENT
AND DRAFT NANCY FOR ALTERNATE FIRST LADY*

*This would not interfere with Lynne Cheney's duties or position. As first-runner-up, Nancy Reagan would serve only if for some reason, God forbid, the First Lady Cheney could not finish her entire term.

Beware The Flesh

Last week, a mighty oak fell.

Paul Wolfowitz... teacher, thinker, neoconservative... cut down like your expenses when Wal-Mart comes to town.

What brought him down?

Shaha Riza.

As Professor Wolfowitz himself said of the weak-willed board of the World Bank--or should it be called the Worm Bank:

"Its members did not want to deal with a very angry Ms. Riza, whose career was being damaged as a result of their decision. It would only be human nature for them to want to steer clear of her."

Amen, Professor.

If only you could have steered clear.

Men, next time you hear the call of nature, stop and think about your purpose, about your gifts, about the kryptonite you lug through life.

And think long and hard about how this country should steer clear of another certain lady.

We don't want a great country chopped down in its prime.

CHENEY-HUNTER '08

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COUNTDOWN TO MARY'S LI'L CHENEY: 12 DAYS*

*Unofficial.